1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,790 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,550 --> 00:00:03,550 On demand. 3 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:15,770 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Stassi texted me this morning. 4 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:19,410 Oh my god. I can't even begin to express how happy it makes me to hear about 5 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:24,310 your engagement. I don't want anything to do with her. Matt fainted, hit a TV 6 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,410 and a piece of wood. All of his teeth are... 7 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:52,380 My mom sent me screenshots of the whole conversation that her and Sheena had. 8 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:56,190 Are you kidding me? He has an attitude, and he's better than everything. 9 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:57,410 Does the truth hurt? 10 00:00:58,690 --> 00:01:03,950 Jax is a very smooth talker. Brittany deserves to know the truth. That night, 11 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:09,570 was telling me he was going to... I never said that. Hello? Be honest! I did 12 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,570 say that. 13 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:44,390 Trust me, I'm not being disgusting when I say this. If I wanted to have sex with 14 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:45,390 her, I would have. 15 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,930 So if you want to buy into that, that's fine. 16 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:51,930 I would say if you want to buy into that, that's fine. It's not fine. None 17 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:52,789 this is fine. 18 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:53,790 Okay, I understand. 19 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:57,210 I definitely chose Brittany because I love Brittany and I want to be with her, 20 00:01:57,270 --> 00:02:01,590 but there was a moment of weakness where I thought about maybe partaking in some 21 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:03,850 kind of sexual activity with Lala. 22 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:07,790 I mean, they're just thoughts. 23 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,259 Did I used to be a liar? 24 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,140 Absolutely. Did I used to cheat on Stassi? Yes, I did. I think that you 25 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:15,660 sent mixed signals. You have been a little flirty back. 26 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,960 Okay. Anyway, you know, we can go on circles all night. I'd like to go drink 27 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,900 some more drinks at the pool. Shall we? Yeah. 28 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,020 Absolutely. Are we all right? Are we going to get through this? 29 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:24,840 I just want you to be honest with me always. 30 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,320 Okay? 31 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,360 Okay? 32 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:29,820 Yes. 33 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,960 May I make one suggestion? 34 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:40,200 Birthday boys go first. 35 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:41,420 Uh, yeah, that's true. 36 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,320 You gotta pack your basics when going to Hawaii. 37 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,640 Hey, this is a true leader. He needs my example. 38 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:51,780 You need maybe some snorkel gear, swim trunks, and, of course, a beer bong. 39 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:54,520 Inch, inch, inch, inch. Oh, my God. 40 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,020 Peter, Peter. 41 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,500 Cheers, niggas. 42 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,640 Where's Wala at? I don't know. 43 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:03,220 Little bitch. 44 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,420 I'm gonna go find Lala. 45 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,680 I wanna come with you. 46 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:14,980 Hey, girly girl. 47 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,560 I was just checking on you, babe. Make sure you're okay. 48 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 Well, whatever. 49 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:23,160 Faith, I mean, here's the thing, babe. You were just as naked as I was today. 50 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,280 I've been put on blast for that. 51 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,780 You feel like I was having an issue with you? Well, it's not going to get much 52 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:33,100 better if you're taking your top off in front of my fiancé. 53 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:35,100 I'm put on blast for everything. 54 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,800 You told me you were in a relationship. 55 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,820 You're really going to turn this on me? 56 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,060 Hey, what is wrong with you? 57 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:57,480 I'm not someone that you could easily crack, but I have hit my breaking point, 58 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:58,960 and I just want to get away from everybody. 59 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:04,520 When you have a bunch of people questioning your character, and whether 60 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,680 respect yourself or not, it's like, I haven't spent my life for anybody. 61 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,020 I've been nothing but honest, so to look at Jackson and be like, look me in my 62 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:15,840 damn eyes and tell me that you didn't say that, and he can actually do that? 63 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,480 Look me dead in my fucking eyes. 64 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,899 You're a good liar. I never said that. 65 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:30,120 I don't think he is processing the hurt that he's causing anybody. 66 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,380 Let's go night -night, can we? 67 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:35,920 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I'm taking these off because they're kind of wet. 68 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,100 James, I had a rough night. Let's... 69 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,140 What? I'm not doing anything. 70 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,560 God, you're such a pain in the ass sometimes. You're so annoying. No, 71 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,560 just a tease, babe. 72 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:54,240 Babe, I would love for you to get in my bed. James, get out of my bed. 73 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,340 No, no, whatever, dude. I'm done playing games with you, babe. 74 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,840 What are you talking about? I'm talking to Jax. Shut up. 75 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,840 Oh, when did I talk to Jax? Just, like, bitch him out. Hey, relax. I've been 76 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:07,220 nothing but the best. I'm bored. Good night, good night, good night. I'm not 77 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:08,139 talking to you tonight. 78 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:11,680 James is out of his damn mind. 79 00:05:29,409 --> 00:05:34,050 Even though I don't genuinely feel sorry for everything I said, I would rather 80 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:37,670 just, you know, put a band -aid on it, close it up, and apologize. 81 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:42,650 First, I just want to say that I'm very sorry. 82 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,700 if that conversation was inappropriate or out of line. 83 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:49,440 Sheena feels like a backhanded apology. 84 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:54,600 Tom wants... He wants me to say I'm sorry that I said that? He wants you to 85 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,560 I'm sorry that I did that. 86 00:05:57,780 --> 00:06:01,040 Right, standing by what I said, I do think he's acted that way before, and I 87 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,540 think it's rubbed off the wrong way on you. 88 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:06,920 Sheena doesn't have remorse about anything that she did because apparently 89 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,720 Sheena's too big to fail. 90 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,840 I can't really trust where you're coming from. 91 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:15,750 God, I just wish you could actually mean it. I did mean what I said. 92 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:17,630 I clearly didn't like his attitude. 93 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:21,490 I'm sorry that you guys had to see that, but that's what I had to say. 94 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:26,210 If I would have lied or exaggerated something in those texts, then yeah, I 95 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:29,870 have felt bad. But if you don't want to be called cocky, then don't act like it. 96 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:34,830 My feelings were hurt. His feelings were hurt. And that's why I'm apologizing. 97 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:37,470 Okay. 98 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,980 Stop with your tongue. Stop with your tongue. 99 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,340 Look at that. Maybe she should get married right now. 100 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,800 God, I knew I loved her. 101 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Jesus Christ. 102 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,460 Oh, my God. We got bottle service, dude. 103 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,860 I want to drink the hard alcohol. 104 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,400 Shana, what's wrong? 105 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,160 What? You're so drunk. 106 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:07,060 How the f*** do you know? 107 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,300 I can tell. 108 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:11,910 Shay and I are still working on rebuilding trust, so sneaking drinks 109 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:13,170 back isn't helping. 110 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:14,890 What is your problem? 111 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:22,250 I'm not doing it. You're pissing me off right now. Oh, my God. 112 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:23,550 You know who's wasted? 113 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:26,410 Everyone else. I don't care about everyone else. Am I married to anyone 114 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:30,710 No. Then guess what? Then you go, and I'm going to go back to our room and go 115 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:35,070 bed. I need my rock. Like, I need someone to talk to about what just 116 00:07:35,070 --> 00:07:39,050 with Ariana and I. But if I have a drunk husband, he can't be that person. 117 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,590 Next stop, 8 -4. 118 00:07:57,190 --> 00:08:00,070 All right, here comes the worst thing ever. 119 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,560 I love you. 120 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,540 Day eight since the engagement. 121 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:13,800 Still, no fiancé's day. 122 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,400 I feel the pressure mounting, and I'm like, we gotta do this. You gotta 123 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,140 consummate this goddamn engagement. 124 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,680 I'm just really disappointed. 125 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:31,380 Sheena took it upon herself to just talk a bunch of shit about me. 126 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,280 That's kind of fucked up. 127 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:37,159 She doesn't quite understand how devastating this is. I mean, she's 128 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:42,900 just put herself in the same realm as Kristen. They both have lied and schemed 129 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:46,340 behind my back to try and break up my relationship. 130 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:51,760 She tried to project her own relationship insecurities onto us. She 131 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:56,460 been, like, focusing on her own relationship, which now come to find out 132 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,040 actually deteriorating. 133 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:05,690 Yes, I was, but you weren't listening to me. 134 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,770 And you're like, oh, you're wasting your waste. And I was like, no, I'm not. 135 00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:12,210 Well, I can tell when you drink a little too much because you get a look in your 136 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,230 eyes and you get an attitude. 137 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:17,770 That was, like, the trigger that, like, upset me. I was fine until you started 138 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:18,770 bringing it up. Seriously? 139 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,770 Well, there's a disagree on that, so. 140 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:22,909 Just saying. 141 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:26,370 If something bothers me that much, I would think maybe you wouldn't do it 142 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:29,910 anymore. First day on this trip was supposed to be about moderation. 143 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,790 Have a few drinks, get buzzed, have fun. 144 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,260 Be normal. 145 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,560 Unfortunately, it hasn't happened that way. 146 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,760 I talked to Ariana. 147 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:43,620 I just said, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, et cetera, et cetera, which is really 148 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:48,760 difficult for me to do because they don't think I was wrong, but if it's 149 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:53,380 then I'm just going to say it. At the end of the day, I know who my real, 150 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,560 real, real friends are. 151 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,180 Unfortunately, you have to be the bigger person, which you always are. 152 00:09:58,540 --> 00:09:59,540 The cocky ass. 153 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,880 Coming up. 154 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:40,210 I just woke up. 155 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:42,590 It's 20 past 10. 156 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,250 Yeah, no, I didn't leave late last night. 157 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:46,450 Is James there? 158 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,770 Max behaving himself? 159 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:50,710 I'll leave that for him to answer. 160 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:52,990 Max, what were you doing? 161 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:58,170 James, 162 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:01,750 I'm holding you personally responsible for Max's welfare. 163 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:02,749 Do you hear me? 164 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:03,750 Oh, 165 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,950 good. Is everybody behaving themselves, James? 166 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,530 Not really. 167 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,910 After he's taken his meds. Have you taken your medication? 168 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,630 You're not supposed to drink with antibiotics either. 169 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:18,270 Yeah, I know. I don't want you kissing anybody, just FYI. 170 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:19,890 What do you mean? 171 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,590 You cannot get an infection. 172 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,690 Max has a mouth full of wobbly teeth. 173 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:26,590 He needs to be putting that mouth nowhere. 174 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:28,970 And I mean nowhere. 175 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:31,850 And I also don't want you doing anything like surfing. 176 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:35,810 Unfortunately, we've got to go. Max has a surfing lesson in 15 minutes. 177 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:40,560 Well, I'm glad you... I think it's so funny. Don't do anything silly, okay? I 178 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,539 love you. 179 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:42,499 Bye, Lisa. 180 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,500 Bye -bye, Mom. 181 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,300 Paradise. 182 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:54,280 I can look 183 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,680 phenomenal on the sand, but getting in that water, it's going to be a whole 184 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,820 different story. 185 00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:07,970 Sunscreen? This is the type of suntan lotion that you drink actually, and it 186 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,030 works from the inside out. 187 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,110 That's what matters the most, right? What's inside. 188 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:12,950 That's tequila. 189 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,310 Oh my god. 190 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:18,450 One time when I was growing up, I did it in a perfume bottle, and the alcohol 191 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,750 tasted just like perfume. 192 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,330 I'm going to go start some waves. 193 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,690 I'm going to hang. Hang Tim, bro. 194 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:28,690 I'm scared for them. 195 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,030 Jack! 196 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,470 Why'd you bring your sunglasses? 197 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:43,000 I've never surfed a day in my life, but I've always really wanted to try it. So 198 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,260 be right in the way. 199 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,980 Yeah, I'm falling at this. 200 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,660 Lala, you're missing your bottom. 201 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,840 That's the underwear. 202 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,820 That's like what the girls in the rap videos wear. 203 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,540 Oh, that was a huge compliment. 204 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:22,440 I mean, I take champagne on the booty anywhere I go, girl. It's vulgar. 205 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,140 Me? Yes. 206 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:25,179 I know. 207 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:29,240 Yesterday, Lala decided to go topless in front of a bunch of couples. 208 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:35,600 And today she decides it's a better idea to show up in the world's tiniest thong 209 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,180 bikini. If you need to borrow the rest of your bathing suit, I have it right 210 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:43,660 here. She's like that bird flying into the window over and over again. Like 211 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,660 feel bad for her. 212 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,820 I was only there for the tail end of the conversation last night, but you left 213 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:48,820 really upset. 214 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:53,940 So I don't know what it was that like made you cry. The problem that I'm 215 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:57,280 is this is just, this is who I am. 216 00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:01,640 So to have people talking to me the way I was spoken to last night was 217 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,880 absolutely not okay. 218 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:07,040 I've been in your position. I've been the new girl at Sir. I've been the girl 219 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,120 who everyone thinks is a slut. 220 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:12,980 I've been the girl who slept with the married guy when I didn't know he was 221 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,380 married. But I've grown from that. 222 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:18,140 I've redeemed myself from a lot of the negative things that people used to 223 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,140 and say about me. 224 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:25,400 I make my blood boil, I think, because I've been so genuine to everybody. 225 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,800 And I just can't win. I know the feeling. Trust me. Like, I've been 226 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,820 it. This group of people has made me cry many times, so. 227 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,000 We're matchy -matchy. You look so cute. 228 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,499 Thank you. 229 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,280 You're my heels for my house. I feel really special. 230 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:08,300 Listen, when you don't have your shit together, you have to improvise like you 231 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:13,980 do. After Stassi found out that I slept with Jack, she backhanded me and wrote 232 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,660 me off. You are a dirty bitch. 233 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:16,960 Ew. 234 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,640 You are disgusting. 235 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,920 It's really cute, Kristen. 236 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:25,780 Do you remember when you used to live in that really dingy, shitty apartment? 237 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:29,430 Where Tom and Ariana have to live now. Disgusting. 238 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,230 For a while, I thought our friendship was dead. 239 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:38,750 But then I just started to reach out little by little, and she was receptive 240 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,890 it. I went on my first date ever. 241 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:44,630 Do you remember Kevin Jess's old friend that you grew up with? Yeah. 242 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:48,110 He's actually in L .A. for work. He lives in Austin. 243 00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:51,990 So he was like, oh, you want to hang out? And I was like, yeah. And then you 244 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,090 guys had sex. I mean, we, like, had fun. 245 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:58,130 Play the motherfucking field. Yeah. So, yeah. What's going on with you and 246 00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,130 Patrick right now? 247 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,050 We're just trying to figure it out. 248 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:05,110 We decided to live apart because it's like we got to this point, like, in our 249 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,890 relationship where it was just, like, roommates. 250 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:12,230 There's a lot of shit going on in my life, especially with Patrick. 251 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,000 We went from a long -distance relationship to living with each other 252 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,380 little while in New York to then living with each other in L .A. It was like we 253 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,040 went from zero to old married couple overnight. 254 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:29,020 We were barely, like, having sex. We were, like, barely speaking to each 255 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,460 like, fighting. You just had your routine. 256 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,920 And it was just like something needs to change. I get that. My only concern is 257 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:41,240 that it's, like, an excuse to, like, break up without having the balls to 258 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:46,910 up. Dottie is slowly rolling down the mountain, head over feet. 259 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:51,330 She's on her way to rock bottom, and it's kind of her fault. 260 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:57,330 I felt like I was codependent a little bit. A lot. On Patrick, and I just don't 261 00:16:57,330 --> 00:17:03,170 feel like fighting anymore with anyone. For two years, I've invested so much in 262 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:07,990 Patrick that now I'm realizing that I've compromised a lot of my friendships. 263 00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:13,339 I handled things poorly, but I don't feel like it's completely my fault. And 264 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:19,079 that's another reason I want to rectify, like, things that I shouldn't have 265 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,460 done, like, last year and, like... Katie. 266 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:28,580 I mean, the whole Katie thing, it's super complicated. It's more complicated 267 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:34,400 than my actual relationship because the whole sex tape thing, like, shook my 268 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:40,640 world. After I broke up with Jax, I started dating this guy who I hear that 269 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:47,440 showing tons of people a video of myself alone touching 270 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,180 myself. Like, Sheena was wrong. You know, for the fact that she showed it to 271 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,620 people, I know that she laughed about it, and that's not okay. 272 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:58,900 Katie knew how hurt I was by Sheena. She knew how devastated I was. It's a big 273 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,860 deal when you're going to Miami with the person who just showed my sex tape to 274 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:03,860 everybody. 275 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:13,490 One thing I've really learned about myself is that I have a great ability to 276 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:16,830 just cut people out. I'm just hoping that she could take ownership for that. 277 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:22,010 Yeah. I mean, I regret cutting her out so quickly. 278 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:23,390 Especially now that we're engaged. 279 00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:25,310 This is the thing. Kristen, I started crying. 280 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:28,990 I was with my mom up in Lake Arrowhead, and I was like, I was supposed to be 281 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:29,990 there. 282 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:33,979 Coming up. 283 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:38,080 She's been a pathetic loser who has no friends, no job, no money. I just want 284 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,940 her to stay as far away from me as possible. 285 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:57,000 Oh, it's beautiful out here. Oh, come on. There's some tea. 286 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,560 Tea, tea. I don't know, Ken. I'm worried. 287 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,120 About? What do you mean about? 288 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,320 About our son. Oh, about that. Yeah. 289 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,520 Really, 290 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:08,860 he's got one chance at this with his teeth, of them being okay again. 291 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,920 I mean, he could get serious infection. 292 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,300 Max would be okay. 293 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,880 As long as he doesn't drink too much. 294 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,960 Well, that's exactly my point. 295 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,970 Pandora has been a dream and Max has been naughty. 296 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:21,630 So it's so difficult for me as a mother to detach. 297 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:25,950 So what do we do? Just sit here and just pray and hope that he's okay? 298 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,950 Or should I call him again? 299 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,570 I wouldn't call him. He won't take my advice. 300 00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:36,470 I want Max to make the right choices. I want him to make the right decisions. 301 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,030 As long as they're my choices and my decisions. 302 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:44,810 Sorry. Can I just stay here and just pretend none of this is happening? 303 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,280 Do I have to go to work? 304 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:47,639 Probably not. 305 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,640 Have the day off. 306 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,420 Can I just have like an hour? 307 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,220 Is that comfortable there? 308 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,820 It's perfect. It's bliss. 309 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,480 Who'd ever thought a little girl from England would end up here? 310 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,660 I don't know how I feel about Brittany being out there with Lala. 311 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,380 I see everybody out in that raft. I don't know how I feel about that. 312 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,880 Why? 313 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,540 Why do you think? 314 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,020 If there is a shark, we have, like, someone that we nominate to be 315 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,680 We point at each other. 316 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:32,260 I love the ocean, but I'm afraid of sharks eating me in the ocean, which is 317 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,900 very rational fear. 318 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,540 All right, who's got a shark to fool? 319 00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:43,170 Hi, mister. 320 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:48,230 Yeah, Lala is one of the biggest teases I've ever met in my life. How do you 321 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,129 want it, like, down? 322 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:53,290 She gives me these sex eyes, but at the same time, you know, I haven't seen any 323 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,049 of this action. 324 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,510 I don't want to get my shadow in it. 325 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,490 Hey, so I got this text from Kristen. 326 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,630 She's having lunch with Stassi. What? 327 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,590 Clearly there's something up. She's unblocking her social media. 328 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:07,970 She's seen a pathetic loser who has no friends, no job, no money. 329 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,840 This girl doesn't do things for other people. 330 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,780 She's out for herself, and she's using Kristen. 331 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,320 I'm very curious to see what she's using her for. 332 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,860 She walks away from my friendship. She says, you buy skis. You're a loser. I'm 333 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:23,440 done. She's still that little infant. 334 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,220 I just want her to stay as far away from me as possible. 335 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,780 What the f*** is going on? I don't want to be friends with Jossie again. 336 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,820 I don't want her working on Kristen to try to get to me. I don't want them 337 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:35,380 talking about me. I don't want them thinking about me. So whatever they're 338 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,460 doing, I hope, has nothing to do with me. 339 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,120 This is the game. I know what she's doing. She goes right to Jax's discard 340 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,260 That's hashtag Jax's discard pile. 341 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,140 When you should come crawling back. 342 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,160 I'm not going to work this time. 343 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:53,580 Yeah. 344 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,600 You can't talk. Every time I touch the thing, it's burned. 345 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:08,460 I looked at it for literally three seconds. Look, it's going away. Look, 346 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,880 going away, kind of. You can't leave an iron on pants at all. I don't care how 347 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,579 many seconds. 348 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,580 It's kind of going away. 349 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,420 You want vodka cranberry or vodka Red Bull? 350 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,720 It's going to be a long night, so I'm going to go rock and roll. 351 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:25,980 I can't believe you sat in a raft with Lala after last night. We didn't talk 352 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:28,020 about any drama. We didn't talk about any of the bullshit. 353 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,760 That's all I really need right now. I told you. It's not like we're going to 354 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,200 best friends or anything. Wait, you're not going to be best friends? 355 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,440 No. That's a problem. 356 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,260 Why? Kidding me. 357 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:40,460 It's kind of like every guy's dream to have a girl that just kind of blows 358 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,940 things like this off. Any other girl I would have dated, the trip would have 359 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:47,220 been over. But with Brittany, not the case. And that's what I love about her. 360 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,360 All right, let's get ready. 361 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:49,460 Okay. 362 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,780 The drinks are kind of strong this morning. 363 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,180 Yeah, they are. 364 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:59,810 Can we dance tonight? No, I have to be up to dance. Okay. 365 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,050 That's the plan. I'm done. 366 00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,590 I'm done. Thank you. 367 00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:04,610 Hello. Hey. 368 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:05,870 Hi, guys. 369 00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:08,170 What's up, y 'all? Look how pretty you look. 370 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,730 Max. Weekend at Bernie's style. Max. 371 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:13,270 What? How many fingers am I holding up? 372 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:14,790 Oh. 373 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,250 Hey. 374 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,760 I'm used to you being half naked and now that you're just clothed, I feel a 375 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,900 little uncomfortable around here. 376 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,280 I sort of adjusted to you being half naked. 377 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200 Boohole. 378 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,960 Welcome you guys to Boohole. Thank you. Because there are a lot of you guys, we 379 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,660 would highly recommend our spiked watermelon bowl. 380 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:51,200 So what it is is about eight or nine shots of Patron Silver, then about four 381 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,580 a half shots of Patron Citronash, and then we do the blended watermelon itself 382 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:56,940 in about maybe five. 383 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,720 Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Thank you. 384 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:04,940 Oh, it's so hot. 385 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,160 You have to understand, Brittany is the craziest, freakiest girl I've ever 386 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,440 dated. She honestly puts me to shame. 387 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:12,110 No. Oh, my gosh. 388 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:17,070 I made love to a turkey sandwich before I was fed. Oh, that's so hot. It was so 389 00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:18,070 hot. Oh. 390 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,570 Are you scooping out? 391 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:22,689 Oh, my gosh. 392 00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:25,910 Wait. I seriously want to put my face in there. We're going to be wasted before 393 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:26,910 our dinner gets here. 394 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:28,550 How many are these? 395 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,010 Yeah, guys. 396 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:31,930 Yay. Cheers. 397 00:24:32,350 --> 00:24:35,590 Cheers. I can't believe we only had sex one time on this trip. 398 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:37,470 We haven't had sex no time. 399 00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:40,090 Here in Hawaii, you've got to have at least once. 400 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:41,700 James, how you doing out there? 401 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,300 Have you guys had sex? 402 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,120 Don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. 403 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:47,900 James? 404 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:55,160 What? Little known fact, James and I, before Hawaii, did attempt to sleep 405 00:24:55,160 --> 00:25:00,840 together. We were hammered. He couldn't get it up. He claims that I couldn't get 406 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,120 him hard, but... 407 00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:07,210 I just feel badly about the whole thing because I really was having a lot of fun 408 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:10,870 and I did see something with me and you, but then there was just a point where, 409 00:25:10,950 --> 00:25:15,450 and I think you know what point that was, it just wasn't clicking, I guess. 410 00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:17,030 I was way too drunk. 411 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:22,030 The pressure was on and I choked. What do you want me to say? It's not like you 412 00:25:22,030 --> 00:25:24,570 quit seeing someone after that. You just try again. 413 00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:27,290 I don't want us to not be friends. 414 00:25:28,550 --> 00:25:29,550 Yeah. 415 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,820 I mean, it's just not going to be the same. 416 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,440 How could it be? 417 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:39,300 I mean, you're cool friends with Faith. You can't be that way with me. I don't 418 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,320 look at Faith the way I look at you. I look at Faith as a friend, and, like, I 419 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,100 love her. But I look at you way differently than Faith. Like, come on, 420 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,100 compare the two of us. 421 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:49,580 The thing that's shitty is I really do love and adore you. 422 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:54,740 Well, it was kind of obvious after last night. I mean, you liked us, I liked us, 423 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,800 we didn't. 424 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,120 There's a reason why, right? 425 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,300 I don't even think you would have remembered if we did. 426 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:18,080 I remain unapologetic. If you get whiskey dick, stick to vodka. I've 427 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,980 never heard of anybody having vodka dick. 428 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,180 I need to get drunk. 429 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,980 Coming up. Can I tell you something? 430 00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:28,960 What? Since you just brought up Kevin. I think he has a serious girlfriend. 431 00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:42,890 Are we going to get crazy tonight? Yeah, we're getting crazy. 432 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,750 Did you guys all have fun at the beach today? 433 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,290 Yeah. You guys see any sharks? 434 00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:47,629 Yeah, of course. 435 00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:48,630 Orcas, actually. 436 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,730 Do you know whales' vaginas are as big as the butts? 437 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,430 The butts? No, they're not. 438 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:53,729 The big ones. 439 00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:54,890 The big ones? 440 00:26:56,190 --> 00:26:57,190 Hey, Sheena. 441 00:26:57,890 --> 00:26:59,090 Do you want to talk for a second? 442 00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:11,360 So, yeah, obviously, you know, the other night, The conversation didn't go so 443 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:15,660 well. You guys have this we're better than everyone attitude. I do not have 444 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:16,660 that. I'm sorry. 445 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:17,700 Does the truth hurt? 446 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:21,720 And I kind of thought like maybe it would be better if like, you know, me 447 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720 you just talked. 448 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,720 When somebody asks us, Ariana's in a good place, you just say, yeah, because 449 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,120 Ariana was in a good place. 450 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,740 And I feel like you're self -aware enough to know that that's pretty much a 451 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:38,380 backstabbing thing to do. And that's why I'm apologizing over and over and over 452 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:43,720 again. I've known Tom for seven years now, and he is so stubborn. I'm going to 453 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:48,340 just have to take blame for everything, say I was wrong about everything, 454 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,240 whether I mean it or not. 455 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,680 That's not a real apology. 456 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,100 Because I didn't think I needed to apologize for doing something I don't 457 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:56,550 You don't regret that? 458 00:27:56,850 --> 00:28:00,630 I've never acted like I'm better than you, Sheena. Ever, ever, ever. 459 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:02,350 Okay. Ever. 460 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:06,110 And again, I'm very sorry for that. 461 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:08,210 What's going on between you and Sheena? 462 00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:12,270 Well, I just wanted to talk to her about something that had upset me, and then 463 00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:17,550 it got to a point that I didn't want it to get to. You told Ariana's mom pretty 464 00:28:17,550 --> 00:28:21,810 much that I'm manipulative, and that, like, I'm selfish, and that I only look 465 00:28:21,810 --> 00:28:22,810 out for myself. 466 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,460 That is how I felt at the time. You say that, but then like Shay's even 467 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:33,180 expressive. You know, he feels like you're very good at convincing people to 468 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:37,000 exactly what you want. That's basically the definition of manipulating. 469 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:43,420 When it comes to her marriage to Shay, I don't think Sheena actually gets it. 470 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,700 And she tries to take over conversations, tries to tell people what 471 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:48,479 the time. 472 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,000 It's really like her ego. 473 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,960 He's the king of just letting things go and not speaking up about them if 474 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,879 they're bothering him. 475 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,720 But he's also intimidated by you. 476 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:02,100 All these things you're bringing up to me are very similar issues that, like, 477 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,020 you have with Shay. 478 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,720 Apparently, Sandoval is tired of talking about his problems and wants to turn 479 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,180 this whole thing around about mine and Shay's problems, which, by the way, are 480 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:13,180 none of your business. 481 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:17,400 You've kind of had this, like, this is how it's going to be kind of attitude. 482 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:18,780 I don't agree. 483 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,700 It's one thing for Sheena to actually do what she did, but it's another thing 484 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:29,200 the way she's handled it. I mean, at this point, I'll be nice to Sheena, but 485 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,500 don't know if we'll ever be the same. 486 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,600 Look, I appreciate you apologizing for the actual act of doing that. 487 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,880 Obviously, talk to Ariana's mom if you're concerned, but just please, try 488 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,620 to, like, put your emotions into it, if you know what I mean. Like, please. 489 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,180 Yeah. All right. 490 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:48,900 Like that brother -sister thing where you piss me off and I annoy you. 491 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,760 Yeah. 492 00:29:54,120 --> 00:30:00,140 I just want to thank everybody for being here. I know we've had a couple hiccups 493 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:03,840 along the way, but I think it all worked out. I think we all had a great time. 494 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,420 It was a great birthday. We've had a great birthday week. 495 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,240 Week or month, God, right? Yeah. 496 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,960 And I hope everybody enjoyed the trip. 497 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:12,470 Let's end this on a high note. 498 00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:14,150 Cheers, guys. 499 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:15,410 Cheers. 500 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,170 Are 501 00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:27,750 you 502 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,489 character thing? 503 00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:29,490 No. 504 00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:30,790 I'm looking at myself. 505 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:37,410 You look really pretty. I tried to go to boxing this morning, and because you're 506 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:42,880 not supposed to work out 48 hours, after Botox and the little like dots like 507 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,820 started the blood coming up so I had to leave. I'm so pissed. 508 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:47,780 Hello ladies. 509 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,820 Hi, how are you? Have you seen the menu? No, thank you so much. Did you guys 510 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:54,600 need to take a look or do you want to go and order some drinks? I can do this 511 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,120 right now. Okay, perfect. Let's do vodka gimlet on the rocks. On the rocks and 512 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,040 another vodka soda. Thank you. 513 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,300 I feel like I'm at home. 514 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,360 You picked a really fun joint. 515 00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:09,950 Sheena actually called me from Hawaii today. 516 00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:14,430 Really? Yeah. I guess, well, you know Tom and Ariana, the whole reason they 517 00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:16,330 didn't want me to go. Because they're like, Kristen's going to be drama. 518 00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:19,310 We don't want her here. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And guess who was 519 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,130 Tom and Ariana. 520 00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:22,230 What did they do? 521 00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:26,930 Sheena and Ariana got in a fight because Sheena called Tom cocky or something. 522 00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:30,610 Wow, big deal. Ariana like explodes. That's what she does. 523 00:31:30,950 --> 00:31:33,210 I have gotten over the Hawaii thing. 524 00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,950 I'm over here and Tom and Ariana. 525 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:41,080 as far away as possible what's the point of like having all this animosity and 526 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,800 this negativity it's like i was you know just like katie said last year like i 527 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:51,660 want to let go of all the negativity yeah come to text me is he coming yeah 528 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:57,840 um i'm calling an uber release you're calling him an uber yes kristen what did 529 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,320 say about paying for boys 530 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:01,310 No, Kristen. 531 00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:03,250 Is he incapable of calling his own Uber? 532 00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:06,930 So then you send the address. 533 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,490 Are you kidding? 534 00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:11,330 Kristen, I think, secretly wants to be a sugar mama. 535 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:14,330 She likes being the one in control and the one in charge. 536 00:32:14,530 --> 00:32:16,910 But come on, you got to make him work for it. 537 00:32:21,670 --> 00:32:24,550 I was going to wait till we got a little drunky. 538 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,870 But since you just brought up Kevin first, I'm getting nervous. 539 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,520 Don't tell me he's, like, married or something. I was going to, like... Well, 540 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,420 think he has a serious live -in girlfriend. 541 00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:41,880 Coming up. He apologized a hundred times. He was like, I did something so 542 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,500 stupid. Jack has to ruin it for all of us and get arrested. 543 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,500 Since you just brought up Kevin first, I'm getting nervous. 544 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,480 He has a serious live -in girlfriend. 545 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:02,720 Who told you that I have some time on my hands? I just did some Facebook 546 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,720 stalking myself. 547 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:07,740 You know, there's nothing that makes me more excited than a good stalking 548 00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:12,720 session. I don't know what I thought I would find by social media stalking a 549 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,980 good friend of Jax's. 550 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:19,240 What's up, girl? Hi. But it makes perfect sense that Jax's friend would 551 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,080 girlfriend. I need another cocktail really quickly. So do I. 552 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:25,840 And I need to start to catch up to you guys. Yes, you have a lot of catching up 553 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,080 to do. What do you want to drink? 554 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,480 Let me do a vodka soda. That sounds perfect. Okay, perfect. 555 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:30,780 Sounds good. 556 00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:34,140 Yeah. So what's up? What have you guys been talking about? 557 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:36,420 I have to be totally honest. 558 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:38,060 Yeah? 559 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,800 It's been brought to our attention that you have a girlfriend. 560 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,900 I have an ex -girlfriend. Does she still live with you? No. We have separate 561 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,640 places. We've dated on and off, and we've been broken up. 562 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,840 I mean, I've met this guy before. 563 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,100 He seems nice. 564 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,980 But I'm just saying, I saw some photos that looked like there was some 565 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:56,260 cohabitation involved. 566 00:33:56,980 --> 00:34:00,460 Listen, I understand on -and -off relationships. 567 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:06,700 You know, even though we are doing on -and -off, I would much rather be on 568 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,280 her and not... Is that serious? 569 00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,840 Are you guys going to do, like, a long -distance relationship? 570 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,820 Oh, I don't know anything yet. I mean, why rush it, right? 571 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,600 I really like her, but I don't even know how she feels about me yet, so. Like, 572 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,860 the fact that I just waitress is, like, not okay. 573 00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:28,139 I'm sorry, but I can't just, like, sit and have, like, a fake conversation and 574 00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:31,639 not say what's, like, on my mind. I'm, like, I'll start sweating and, like. 575 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,280 Well, and I told you it was on and off, and I told you what we were doing. I 576 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,100 think there's something to be said for an on and off relationship. No, 100%. As 577 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:42,320 long as they're not on right now, and he is not cheating with me because I 578 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,659 don't. Let people cheat with me. I've never done that a day in my life. So 579 00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:50,320 there's a special appetizer today, and it's called my tongue, which I am biting 580 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,540 because I'm not going to say anything since I'm on this forgiveness kick. 581 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,760 Stassi, leave me. 582 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,260 Things will be good. 583 00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:58,740 Thank you. 584 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:01,780 You're welcome. 585 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,360 You guys are the best. 586 00:35:11,279 --> 00:35:14,560 I know, we're probably making Stockley feel weird now. This is why I watch 587 00:35:49,779 --> 00:35:53,600 Once we walked in the club, I feel like everyone sort of realized it's time to 588 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,900 just have fun, let loose. This is what we came in for. 589 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,420 Hey, guys, guys, guys. 590 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,900 So I want to make a toast. I'm going to acknowledge your birthday, your 591 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,340 birthday, your engagement. 592 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:54,260 I don't think that Britney's an idiot, but I do think that she's oblivious. 593 00:36:54,820 --> 00:37:00,480 It may not be today, tomorrow, next week, but if she sticks around with this 594 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,580 guy, she's going to see exactly what everyone else sees. 595 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,480 I can definitely, like, tell that your happiness level is this high. I'm not 596 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,540 going to lie to you, like, Britney, it's just, something's different. I don't 597 00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:13,340 know. She's so monogamous. I've never been like that. I'm always like this. 598 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:15,240 Jack Taylor monogamous. 599 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,460 And, like, I truly, like, I'm in love with this girl. 600 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,860 Special liquid marijuana. 601 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:36,880 You will rape a dolphin if you drink that. 602 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,840 We are a very unique group. 603 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,260 There's obviously weeks where we hate each other, love each other, want to 604 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,520 each other, want to date each other. But at the end of the day, we'll always 605 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,520 stick together. 606 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:33,680 When you go on a trip with 14 of your best friends, unless you're swingers, 607 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,160 there's not a lot of sex going on. 608 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:40,260 I'd rather be on the beach with my friends than hang out in the room 609 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,140 We have the rest of our lives to consummate the shit out of our 610 00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:48,640 Yeah, we're going to consummate the shit out of this relationship. 611 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,760 Probably get going, though. Okay. 612 00:38:55,440 --> 00:39:00,060 Success. I think the trip was amazing. A couple bumps in the road, but nothing 613 00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:04,060 really to get crazy about. Now we just got a couple hours to kill before we fly 614 00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:04,879 out tonight. 615 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,320 We made it. I'm taking this. 616 00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:07,860 No, man. 617 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,120 Okay, and it's the local police station. 618 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:29,240 Should we head down there, like, soon, or do we need to... Oh, my God. 619 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,540 All right, bye. 620 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:37,520 He apologized a hundred times and was like, I did something so stupid. I'm so 621 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,860 sorry. Are you kidding me? 622 00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:43,920 Jax has to ruin it for all of us and get arrested. 623 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,120 He told me that it was, you know... 624 00:39:49,819 --> 00:39:54,480 For a felony charge, and it was still under investigation, so they didn't know 625 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,380 how long it was going to take, and they could hold him up to 48 hours. 626 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800 What a stupid thief. 627 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,720 Well, it's a job. 628 00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:04,340 How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to steal a pair of sunglasses? 629 00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:07,560 I'm just in shock right now. 630 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,980 What do I do now? 631 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,680 Like, freaking out in there. 632 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,540 He better learn from this. 633 00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:28,460 This poor girl who thought she found the guy of her dreams, moves out to L .A., 634 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:31,020 and then, boom, he's in jail. 635 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:32,620 Hi, Marie. 636 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:36,000 It's Schwartz. Hi, Schwartz. I'm so disappointed. 637 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,720 I don't understand this. It's amazing. Like, what was he doing to get it? It 638 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:43,400 doesn't make any sense. Dude, you can afford the losses, so why are you 639 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,299 them now? 640 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,600 I keep thinking, no, no, this is a joke. 641 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,120 We'll update you as soon as we get him out. 642 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,480 We love you. 643 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,920 All right, we'll talk to you in a little bit. We'll get him. 644 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,200 All right. 645 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:59,120 Guys, the bail is $11 ,000. 646 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,480 Who's going to post the bail? 647 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,360 I mean, $11 ,000. 648 00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:07,720 How many ships that turn is that, 11Gs? 649 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:12,910 So we have a matter of hours to come up with 11 grand, get him out of jail, get 650 00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:15,410 all of our luggage, hop in an Uber, be at the airport. 651 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:17,330 I need to go to Third Eye Blind tomorrow. 652 00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:19,790 I'm going to call the bondsman right now. Yeah. 653 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:23,190 Jax is my boy, and I'll do anything for him. 654 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:27,270 Hey, this is Tom Schwartz. I'm trying to help out my buddy, Jax Taylor. 655 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:30,010 But, like, did you have to do it, Jax? 656 00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:31,710 Come on, man. 657 00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:48,790 Let's go straight to the airport. 658 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:59,130 All right. 659 00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:00,490 Yeah, 660 00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,670 really drunk. I'm walking to the store. 661 00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,790 I'm taking this. I won't go. 662 00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:11,290 I apologize. 663 00:42:13,290 --> 00:42:14,290 It's... 664 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,600 I mean, it's embarrassing. It really is. 665 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:35,700 I'm embarrassed. 666 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,180 Because it's not the person I am. 667 00:42:48,430 --> 00:42:52,610 Next time on Vanderpump Rules, what the hell happened with Jack? 668 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,170 Class C felony. 669 00:42:54,610 --> 00:42:56,950 He's got to feel something for the rush of it. 670 00:42:57,170 --> 00:43:01,190 I want to fucking kill him. You're either a liar, you're a drunk, or you're 671 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:02,390 thief. What is it, Jack? 672 00:43:02,910 --> 00:43:05,770 Don't try and pull the wool over my eyes. Every time I feel like I'm hitting 673 00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:09,790 rock bottom, I'm like, no, shit can always get worse. You hate me, stuff. 674 00:43:10,030 --> 00:43:11,670 You're not important enough to hate. Sit down. 675 00:43:12,830 --> 00:43:16,050 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.